The Martian by Andy Weir (5 stars)

There's some book openings that just give you a feeling.  Like this is going to be a good read.

I’m pretty much fucked. That’s my considered opinion. Fucked.

The author Andy Weir is a programmer and space nerd who spent a lot of time thinking about all of the engineering that has gone into space missions.  Especially all of the planning, technology, and redundancy to handle emergencies that never really gets exercised.  So he wrote a book where lots of stuff goes wrong, and put one of the world's best mechanical engineers/biologists with a MacGyver-esque flair for improvisation in the central role to exercise the shit out of everything.

But the real superstar here is the science and engineering.  No cutting corners, no deus-ex-machina, no dumbing down, just one man's spectacular brain against a million ways to die alone on Mars.

I don't want to give away any plot here because there are a lot of great surprises.  If you have a engineering, science, or computer science background you will be up until 4am reading this, and feel like high-fiving someone. A lot. It's hard to explain how excited I was about this sentence:

They want me to launch “hexedit” on the rover’s computer, then open the file /usr/lib/habcomm.so

Or when the ASCII man page plays a prominent role in Watney's design of a communications protocol with, shall we say, extremely limited design constraints.

Watney (and I assume Andy Weir himself) has a dry, sarcastic sense of humour that is actually pretty great.  It does a lot to keep the book entertaining. There are many times that the book seems headed for tedium, but Weir senses this and heads it off, often by switching perspectives back to Earth, or just making something else go wrong.  Be prepared to suspend your disbelief about how many things can go wrong, and how smart one human being can possibly be.

There is no character development in this book. At all. And I didn't care in the slightest. It's a nerd fantasy where all the information engineers have in their heads, usually only marginally useful in everyday life, all of a sudden becomes life-saving. So if you want a love story, or a deep emotional connection, read something else.

The ending could have been a little less action movie-like, it was one of the least plausible parts, but by that stage Weir probably could have done anything he liked and I still would have given it 5 stars.

Some of my favourite quotes:

How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.

Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

As with most of life’s problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.

5 stars.